Possibly the most asinine response so far

Per a New York Times article, here's what "Sunny McDonough, 34, a hairstylist and accountant who lives in Watertown", MA, had to say in the aftermath of the day and night of insanity that thrust the town into tne national spotlight:

I think our property values are going to go up by 10 percent. Everyone knows where we are now, and they might be more inclined to visit and go to the diner and the stores.

Way to turn lemons into lemonade, Ms. McDonough — or rather, blood into blood sausage.