By the way, because the government no longer works, there's no point in my worrying about climate change, or war, or any of the other things that have consumed my time and energy for decades. Clearly, the asinine behavior of government at all levels in the United States shows that humankind is too goddamned stupid to survive in the long run, so fuck the future: I'm living for today. Got kids? Sorry, I don't give a shit. No one else seems to, judging by what goes on in D.C.
I'm getting mine. With any luck, I'll eat myself into a fatal coronary before the shit really does hit the fan.